中国式英语

steven

中国式英语 01．we two who and who？ 　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 02．how are you ? how old are you? 　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你 04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　　有事起奏，无事退朝 06．you me you me 　　彼此彼此 07．You Give Me Stop!! 　　你给我站住！ 08．know is know noknow is noknow 　　知之为知之，不知为不知... 09．WATCH SISTER 　　表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 　　美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　　车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 　　心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 　　走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 　　老外：I am sorry too! 　　小明：I am sorry three! 　　老外：What are you sorry for? 　　小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no; 　　if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。 　　你有两下子。 19．as far as you go to die 　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face 　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 21. no three no four 　　不三不四 22. seven up eight down 　　七上八下 23. horse horse tiger tiger! 马马虎虎

自晓三尉

ＬＺ是纯粹搞笑了，最有代表性的中国式英语要数very　like（非常喜欢）了

spanar

19．as far as you go to die 还是比较有技术含量的搞笑，不像大部分是故意逐字乱译的。

图兰朵

heart flower angry open 　　 心花怒放 ：））

毛丹丹

搞笑搞笑，中国的英语啊。。。。。。

絮思夏

我来一个！one car go,one car gone,two car pengpeng people die(出自新东方哦)一车来，一车过，辆车相撞人都挂